I bought Camryn size 2 diapers yesterday not because they are the best fit, but because they make her booty look the best in her leggings. #DontJudgeMe.

And I have no idea what hash tags are for—even after Caleb explained it to me—but everyone on Facebook uses them so I’m jumping on the bandwagon for just one day. And, really, just this post. #WhenDidIGetSoOld. #AllTheCoolKidsAreDoingIt.