A day filled with touristy gimmicks.
First up: Dollywood's Splash Country, where lightning over-cautiously shut down operations, the kids schmoozed their way into staying longer than necessary, and Mason chickened out on the steepest of slides.
{The only picture of our day at the water park. Because water and phones don't mix. At noon-ish the rides shut down because lightning was detected within 10 miles of the park. And by 2:00 we were all sweaty messes melting under the hot sun and cloudless sky waiting for the "weather" to pass. Our campsite was 45 minutes from the water park, and with Molly alone all day Caleb pulled the plug on waiting for the attractions to re-open and we all headed to the truck. And halfway to the truck, we got the all clear to get back in the water. Ugh. Never a fan of water parks, Caleb volunteered to leave us there while he went home to manage the dog, which gave the kids a few extra hours to prune up in the water. Hero for the day! And because the kids are old enough to manage themselves, I was off the hook to ride the slides with them and instead found a quiet corner all to myself at the wave pool's edge where I didn't have to "watch this" or "swim with me." It was glorious.}
After pickup, it was on to gimmick number two: The mountain coaster. It was fun and it was fast. And the kids loved it so much they went down twice!
{On this ride you were in charge of your speed on the way down, which meant different things to different people...}
It started raining pretty hard by the time we hopped off the second time down. But the rain stayed on the mountain and never crossed into the parking lot!
After the mountain coaster, it was time to hit up the third and final gimmick of the day: Downtown Gatlinburg. We decided to get ice cream at an overly busy and overpriced shake shop named after one of our favorites.
{It took a solid 30 minutes to get our treats, but it was probably worth it. We enjoyed watching the girls--artists, really--prepare the sweets in an incredible assembly line-type fashion. Our desserts seemed lame compared with those that were topped with donuts, pop tarts, cheesecake, pecan pie, and Popsicles!}
We then hit up downtown Gatlinburg for a solid six minutes before Mason cried tummy ache, and we headed back to the campsite for the night.